Conversa de elevador

Colleague: - A friend was telling me yesterday that she is trying a new contraceptive... She says is highly effective, 100% pregnancy proof!
Cdgabinete: - Oh yeah? What is it?
Colleague: - She calls it "collapse-from-work". She gets home, talks briefly to her husband and then she collapses in bed exhausted from work. Apparently it's very effective and she's considering patenting it!
Cdgabinete: - Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm sure she'll make some good money out of it!